Friday, July 20, 2007

Dear Football Association of Malaysia,

Red Raven Bin Gagak Hitam
No. 1, Old Raven Road
Raven Kelang Valley
47400 Petaling Jaya
Selangor Darul Ehsan

19th July 2007

Human Resource Department
Football Association of Malaysia
3rd Floor Wisma FAM
Jalan SS5A/9, Kelana Jaya
47301 Petaling Jaya
Selangor Darul Ehsan

Dear Sir,

RE: APPLICATION FOR THE POST OF THE DEPUTY PRESIDENT OF FAM

With reference to the above matter, I would like to express my interest in applying for the position of the Deputy President of FAM.
I do believe I am the right person for the position as I am not of royalty blood so the FAM Committee Members are allowed to criticise me without worrying being dimurkai. I am also not a politician so I will not be promising something I cannot deliver just to get the votes. I am also way below the retirement age as FAM do need young blood to help Malaysian football team out of the doldrums they are in now.
To show that I can incorporate fresh new ideas in bringing back the glory days of our nation’s football (other than reminisce about Allahyarham Super Mokh and Ghani Minhat terrorising the defence while “Spiderman” Arumugam making saves after saves at the back), I am listing down proposals that will be implemented if I am chosen for the job.
1. We will not send our football team for the next four years to any tournament and qualifying rounds. The money that we are using to pay for the air tickets, accommodations, win bonuses (against team like Bhutan, Nepal, etc) and allowances will be used to organize more football clinics for youngsters around the country. We hope that the clinics will be able to uncover raw talents that we can develop to be the future of our football.
2. Each state must have their own football academy which will accommodate players from the age of 13 until 18. Football theories and practice will be part of the syllabus so that students who cannot make the grade as a player can still be involved in football such as being a coach, dietician, etc.
3. We will send scouts to find players of Malaysian origin playing in the leagues around the world and persuade them to play for Malaysia…obviously they have to be better than the current crops of players we have now. If countries like the Philippines and even Germany are doing that, why can’t we? If question of pride and loyalty of these players are raise….are the current crop of players we have right now have those? The public wouldn’t mind because if we are proud of a Malaysian born Miss Michigan or Kentucky and an Idol in Australia….it wouldn’t be a big issue when it comes to football.
4. We will also do what our neighbouring country, Singapore, is doing. We will try to naturalize players to represent us. We have been doing that in other sports anyway…Yufang in athletics and Bibiana (I think) in shooting. Players like Keita Madjou would definitely help Malaysia in the FIFA ranking from the pathetic 149th we are currently in.
5. We will take advantage of Air Asia being one of the sponsors for Manchester United. We will send selected players from the state academies, coaches and management team to gain knowledge to help Malaysia. Teams from the big leagues always claim that they are not here to cash-in but also to help the development of Asian football. This programme should be sponsored 100% by Air Asia so that Malaysian football will fly high again.
6. We will also send officials to Japan to study how the J-League is being organized and planned. JFA must have done something right seeing J-League success in a short period of time. We will also study the marketing and branding strategy of J-League and figure out how to make our stadiums full of passionate fans again.
7. FAM should be helmed by professionals. Anyone with political ambitions and agenda should not be part of FAM. Thus, politicians and royalties should not hold any post in FAM.
8. We will only employ a coach with international success and credibility. Winning the Malaysia Cup and the Liga Super will not be the only qualification to be Malaysia’s coach.
9. Nasi lemak will be banned among Malaysian players. Healthy diets will be introduced.
The above are only the beginning of my elaborate plan to improve the state of our football team. I believe that there is hope for our footballers to be world class players and may one day be one of the giants in Asian or even world football.
I would therefore appreciate the opportunity of an interview to discuss why I believe I am a good match for your requirements. I look forward to hearing from you soon.

Yours truly,

Red Raven Bin Gagak Hitam

20 comments:

Cosmic_GurL said...

Finally a post!! Ure targetting at updating once a month issit? :P

Why dont u send this letter to FAM for real? They may be desperate enough to take u up on it! Who knows, rezeki kan?

trueblue said...

Hahah...Cosmic_gurl's right. Tryla hantar. You dont have anything to lose :)

Cik Puan Sri Quzz said...

dude....
i rasa point yang ke 10, my opinion la eh...we should form a cheerleading gals, the hottest and sexiest ones..banyak fungsinya tu, trust me..

Psst...hang dah bjaya nanti, can i be ur secretary?

Tengku Dollah stepped down, tengku rahman nak letak mana?hahhahaha...

Red Raven said...

CG,
Yeah...once a month. My life seems to be less entertaining when football season is over.

tb,
Hahahaha...maybe i will. Who knows rite...they might take me seriously. The people in FAM are not doing their jobs anyway.

missy,
Brilliant!!! That would fill up the stadiums. U wanna be the secretary or of the cheerleaders?

EDDY PURNAMA said...

yeahlah....really send it...u can make a change...

believe in yourself man...

ape-ape pun gua setuju banget!!

Freak and Geek said...

good luck!!!!!

katakbesar said...

hehe.. nice one..
good luck though
(kalau betul dah sent le)

at this moment..
teringat la plak in 1985
perasaan masa dapat salam tangan with Mokhtar Dahari

patah yang tak tumbuh
hilang yang tak berganti

Desparil said...

must not forget:

1. players will be selected solely on ability, not on kamcengness to VIPs.

2. local players in the M-league will be paid according to number of caps for country. the more caps, the higher the pay scale.

3. each state is to be self sufficient by 2020. no more handouts from FAM. you pay your non performing monkeys too much, makan taugeh for the next 10 years la.


sekian.

popcornelvis said...

hahahah
ni mesti stock t1do bola,makan bola,mimpi bola,gila bola.

anyways,
good luck man!!!!!

Anonymous said...

hahha a good one,i must say.;) can i,like,suka2 send this post of yours to my uncle in the FAM?:p

Red Raven said...

Eddy,
Hahaha...I wish. If they really take me seriously, when u come back u will be the head of PR & Media committee.

F&G,
Thanks...but am not sending it really lah.

katak,
We need someone to make us forget the glory days of Ghani Minhat, Super Mokh, Soh Chin Aun...we need new heroes... we need someone we want to go to the stadium to watch them play.

Des,
Good one dude. About the kamceng thing way back...tried out for the junior state team but in the end anak2 close friends of the coach kena pilih. Mana lah nak maju... and 1000% agreeing on the State being dependant on FAM...now FAM pulak nak bangkrap.

dzu,
memang pun. I a football geek, the missus told me.

ti.e.na,
ermm....ermmm... ur uncle ni sapa? he betul ke in FAM? If it can make a change to the sorry state of our football, please do...hehehehe

UglyButAdorable said...

life seems less entertaining yeee..i bet in fews time when epl starts tak sempat sempat nak update...and fiiinaaallyyy...ader satu reds around

ampun tuanku...please do consider master raven's application, politically I am confident he will make you look good and not royally sucks as now...

hampunnnn tuankuuu...

Red Raven said...

u.b.a.,
hahaha..yeah! Just waiting for the rite time to review about the team for this season..gonna be a tough season looking at the ins for the teams in EPL..ok..stop!

Ur a Mancunian too?

Red Raven said...
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UglyButAdorable said...

mancunian definitely!!!

Suraya said...

uish. bersemangat betoi. if u don't hv political influence or connections, well, good luck. u're gonna need it ;)

Red Raven said...

u.b.a.,
wohoo...Cool. Ada lagi geng. So far I only know 2 other United bloggers.

lil' miss,
Hahahaha...well, that's the problem. The wrong people are at the top and see what it did to our football. Maybe we need to change it and put the right ppl(not neccesarily with political influence) to handle it.

Desparil said...

red,

check tengok.. itu mancunian.. red kaler ka... blue kaler...

Pink-Fins @ Blue-Fins said...

hahahahahhah ada hati hahahahah.. try and organise our futsal session dulu ok.. hahahahhaa

Red Raven said...

Des,
Hmmm....betoi jugak. So u.b.a...red or blue? Scot or Swede?

pink-fins,
I think organizing our futsal session is harde...hahahaha...